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30th September 2019 at 12:59 pm #40759HarryKeymaster
This is the place for your favourite geek jokes. Maths jokes particularly appreciated, but anything that shows your nerd cred will be gratefully received!30th September 2019 at 11:36 pm #40932S-evanMember
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who know binary, and those who don’t….. And those who didn’t expect this to be a ternary joke6th October 2019 at 11:21 am #4182760103tjMember
So a Higgs Boson walks into a church and the priest walks up to him and says, “Sorry we don’t allow no Higgs Boson’s in church” so the Higgs Boson reply’s, “But without me, you can’t have Mass”16th October 2019 at 8:37 pm #43422Scifi-kittenMember
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first says:
“can I have a glass of water” the second says:
“and I’ll have a glass of H2O2”. The first scientist asks the second
“Why did you say that? this isn’t some sort of joke” The second scientist says:
“I know, I’m just finding all this science business a bit too stressful”6th November 2019 at 12:09 pm #43941Diamondbandit23Member
Friend: Why did the chicken cross the road??
Anyone else: To get to the other side, that’s so lame.
Me: The meaning of the chicken is unintelligible as we do not know anything else about its character. Also, chickens are not the smartest of animals so probably only had instincts in mind.
Friend: Why do you have to ruin everything?!6th November 2019 at 12:13 pm #43959Hethersett-code-crackersMember
Q: Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?
A: They were right for each other6th November 2019 at 12:14 pm #44021HarryKeymaster
Also see:8th November 2019 at 10:40 pm #44154OnefootlessfishMember
√-1 2^3 ∑ Π and it was delicious
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