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    Harry
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    Always popular, this is the place for your favourite geeky (or not so geeky) jokes. Remember that this is a public forum, so don’t post anything you wouldn’t want your teachers to see!

    #91749
    Luke-Chesters
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    Two men are sitting at a bar, not friends exactly, they just happened to be there at the same time.

    One man is rich, and the other isn’t. The rich man says, “You know, I could get into my car, and drive in a straight line from my estate, not changing speed mind you, and after a couple of hours, I still wouldn’t reach the edge of my land!”

    The other man drinks, not replying.

    The rich man says “What do you say to that, old boy?”

    The other man looks at the rich one, smiles, and says. “Yeah, I had a car that wouldn’t start either. Kind of a pain, that,”

    #91889
    Megan
    Participant

    What did Julius Caesar say to the Roman senator, who had just broken his cipher?

    Et tu, Bruteforce?

    [Me delectat! Harry]

    #92459
    The_Code_Less_Traveled
    Participant

    Here is a pretty good (or bad depending on who you ask) one:

    Why shouldn’t you use “beef stew” as a password?

    A) There are no special characters, capital letters, or numbers
    B) There aren’t enough characters
    C) It doesn’t taste good
    D) It’s not stroganoff

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