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The National Cipher Challenge

Jokes

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  • #106261
    the_cryptographer_formerly_known_as_madness
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    There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don’t. And those who weren’t expecting a ternary joke.

    #106280
    ByteInBits
    Participant

    Ha Ha very good, made me byte 2 of my bits! Did you make that up yourself?

    #106425
    the_cryptographer_formerly_known_as_madness
    Participant

    I read it somewhere. Maybe in one of Matt Parker’s books, which are conspicuously missing from the BOSS library.

    #109200
    cosmicdragon13
    Participant

    heres my favourite joke: I told my code-breaking friend a joke, but he didn’t laugh—
    Guess he didn’t decode my humor.

    #111460
    ByteInBits
    Participant

    Feeling pretty proud of myself.
    The puzzle I bought clearly stated 3-5 years on the box, but I finished it in 18 months

    #111480
    ByteInBits
    Participant

    I was numbering along as an 8 when I came to a crossroad, Pi was there just before me so
    being polite I said “after you” and instantly regretted it. So now I just lay here on my side!

    #112209
    Arwel
    Participant

    I don’t like jokes about computers. Not one bit.

    #112613
    ByteInBits
    Participant

    The Doctor looked sadly at his math book, he knew it had too many problems!

    Now let me get this straight. Given the likely makeup of the BOSS community, did you mean THE Doctor, or just A doctor? Harry

    #112674
    Robb27
    Participant

    In keeping with the this year’s story … I saw Rokesmith with a piece of graph paper yesterday, I think he must be plotting something! 😉

    #111463
    THEcoolDude
    Participant

    PAXKX BL T LXVKXM WXVHWXK KBGZ PAXG B GXXW HGX?

    #112714
    GremlinGirl
    Participant

    Why was the encryption book sad? Because it had too many unresolved issues.

    Oh dear, I think I can foresee a rash of these coming, as the dermatologist once said! Harry

    #112779
    F6EXB_the_frenchy
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    @THEcoolDude
    #111463

    Axkx:
    ammil://ppp.vbiaxkvateexgzx.hkz/mhhel/

    I don’t usually let links through, but I think I can safely allow this one. Mean though! Harry

    #112796
    F6EXB_the_frenchy
    Participant

    Harry, it looks like your URL filter is clogged. Nothing got through.

    Thanks, fixed it now! Harry

    #113069
    THEcoolDude
    Participant

    @F6EXB_the_frenchy
    112779
    Do you have a discount voucher for the secret ‘diamond’ decoder ring?
    I would appreciate it :]

    #113290
    THEcoolDude
    Participant

    [Edited by Harry]

    Thanks for posting a challenge, but the convention is that you need to submit with a solution and description of the cipher used so we can post it! Please do resubmit so we can post it for you. Harry

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