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3rd October 2025 at 10:26 pm #106261the_cryptographer_formerly_known_as_madnessParticipant
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don’t. And those who weren’t expecting a ternary joke.
3rd October 2025 at 10:46 pm #106280ByteInBitsParticipantHa Ha very good, made me byte 2 of my bits! Did you make that up yourself?
5th October 2025 at 10:18 pm #106425the_cryptographer_formerly_known_as_madnessParticipantI read it somewhere. Maybe in one of Matt Parker’s books, which are conspicuously missing from the BOSS library.
9th October 2025 at 9:54 pm #109200cosmicdragon13Participantheres my favourite joke: I told my code-breaking friend a joke, but he didn’t laugh—
Guess he didn’t decode my humor.18th October 2025 at 7:11 pm #111460ByteInBitsParticipantFeeling pretty proud of myself.
The puzzle I bought clearly stated 3-5 years on the box, but I finished it in 18 months19th October 2025 at 11:19 pm #111480ByteInBitsParticipantI was numbering along as an 8 when I came to a crossroad, Pi was there just before me so
being polite I said “after you” and instantly regretted it. So now I just lay here on my side!1st November 2025 at 10:00 pm #112209ArwelParticipantI don’t like jokes about computers. Not one bit.
6th November 2025 at 11:47 am #112613ByteInBitsParticipantThe Doctor looked sadly at his math book, he knew it had too many problems!
Now let me get this straight. Given the likely makeup of the BOSS community, did you mean THE Doctor, or just A doctor? Harry
6th November 2025 at 2:31 pm #112674Robb27ParticipantIn keeping with the this year’s story … I saw Rokesmith with a piece of graph paper yesterday, I think he must be plotting something! 😉
6th November 2025 at 2:35 pm #111463THEcoolDudeParticipantPAXKX BL T LXVKXM WXVHWXK KBGZ PAXG B GXXW HGX?
6th November 2025 at 3:52 pm #112714GremlinGirlParticipantWhy was the encryption book sad? Because it had too many unresolved issues.
Oh dear, I think I can foresee a rash of these coming, as the dermatologist once said! Harry
6th November 2025 at 5:19 pm #112779F6EXB_the_frenchyParticipant@THEcoolDude
#111463Axkx:
ammil://ppp.vbiaxkvateexgzx.hkz/mhhel/I don’t usually let links through, but I think I can safely allow this one. Mean though! Harry
8th November 2025 at 6:51 pm #112796F6EXB_the_frenchyParticipantHarry, it looks like your URL filter is clogged. Nothing got through.
Thanks, fixed it now! Harry
9th November 2025 at 9:13 pm #113069THEcoolDudeParticipant@F6EXB_the_frenchy
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Do you have a discount voucher for the secret ‘diamond’ decoder ring?
I would appreciate it :]13th November 2025 at 2:22 pm #113290THEcoolDudeParticipant[Edited by Harry]
Thanks for posting a challenge, but the convention is that you need to submit with a solution and description of the cipher used so we can post it! Please do resubmit so we can post it for you. Harry
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