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What made Charles Dickens’ most famous novel so good?
It had a great Twist in it!
Very good! Harry
Why did the cryptographer go broke? Because he kept losing his keys!
It is an affine shift cipher 23, 10 and continues the bit about diamonds in a challenging way.
( answer for cipher above)On appreciating statistics…
There are two types of people in this world:
1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete dataWhat’s an anagram of Banach-Tarski? Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski
Lets have a few smiles from you all – make up your own funny fictional Book Title and Authors Name
I’ll start off with
BROKEN WINDOW by EVA BRICK
#113815
Another book title:
BY THE ELM STUMP by LUMB E.R JACKWhy did the chicken with a degree in computer science cross the road?
To escape python.Looking forward to entering my annual tradition of staring at 10B and thinking: “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…”
i mmight as well try one
ADVANCED NAPPING TECHNIQUES by Dr. PHIL A. S. LEEP
Here’s a good one I came up with (if I can say so myself)
Why did the fisherman lose all his money:
Because it was phishing season
I have discovered a truly marvellous solution to 10B, which this forum post is too short to contain.
What’s a cryptographer’s favourite Christmas carol?
Deck the Halls. (Especially when you’ve spent most of December rearranging cards instead of decorations)Here’s a couple courtesy of one of my friends:
Maths jokes are the first sine of madness
Today I forgot the roman numerals for 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500. I M LI VI D
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